His old one was "I've got some good news and some bad news" - but that has been replaced.
It's fitting...because he doesn't stop talking...all day long.
I try and stay interested and respond to what he's saying...behind the door when I'm trying to pee first thing in the morning...or over the grrrr of the wagon wheels as we walk to school. He catches me sometimes as I "Uh-huh, yes, uh-huh" my way throughout our day, when I've let my mind wander. But he doesn't mind.
Because I let him take BIG trucks into the bath.